me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
I think my parents consider me to be a god. Because they always ask me ridiculous questions that I don’t have the answer to.
do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking
IF YOU THINK IM GOING TO SPEND MY DAY LISTENING TO THIS SONG ON REPEAT UNTIL I MEMORIZE ALL THE LYRICS BACKGROUND NOISES DRUM BEAT HARMONIES then you are absolutely right my friend